"Ahh, back in the days when a kretna was a kretna,
unless you changed it, and that wasn’t very often."
Prefatory Poem -
Wrong Way
He said, "Are you well?" with a Pinck in his eye.
She said, "Yes, is there cause for concern?"
He said, "No, it is just I’m confused now, you see,
And thought I might happen to learn…"
"Learn WHAT!?" She exclaimed in poignificant tones
While holding her toe high as dew.
"I simply was wondering if it was me,
Or possibly if it was you."